July 2012
When my parents told me not to touch something...
sodamnrelatable:
while they’re standing there i’m like…..
as soon as they leave…..
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still ponders how i made it past 10 followers
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
tltty:
u should follow everyone that unfollows u to make them feel uncomfortable & then when they refollow u, unfollow them again to start a war
I saw this gif and I immediately thought of One...
one-durexion-condoms:
always-going-one-direction:
same with this one
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
When your crush says Hi...
sodamnrelatable:
You’re all like:
“Okay ill see you later”
Then you’re like:
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When people think it's okay to say something...
sodamnrelatable:
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Whoever says 2NE1 can't sing clearly has potatoes...
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
baby: *cries*
everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things
codons:
It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
